Education: Rampton Maximum Secure Wing. 

Qualifications: Cycling Proficiency/Blue Peter Badge Holder(Bronze)/Potty Trained(Merit). 

Influences: Les Dawson/Richard Clayderman/Jon Shuttleworth/Gareth Gates/Alcohol. 

Favourite colour: Rouge Antwerp. 

Favourite meal: Snickered Snail. 

Favourite Invasive Procedure: Ruptured Abdominal Aeortic Aneurysm. 

What are you listening to now?: Tinnitus. 

What are you reading right now?: Section 3 MHA detention paper. 

Where to go before you die?: Outside of these four walls...